Dave Goebel was not born so much as he materialized into the stratosphere and fell to the earth at an angle of approximately 76.34 degrees. He thus landed in Rush NY. After a fortnight of casual observation of the human race, he determined that the best way to “sow his cosmic seed in the universe” would be through a semi-organized series of loud banging noises. Plus, the alluring sparkle of those flat plates on sticks that he did not know the name for was far too tempting for his out of this world senses to ignore. In order to maintain his elaborate deception of the human race he is employed as a Pita Slave and attended Eastman School of Music. He also likes Walri.